Meet Walter Featherbottom!
Greetings! My name is Walter. I am 62 years old and have delivered over 58,000 babies to their excited families all across the world, from Italy to Australia. I do love to travel. However, I love being with my family even more! I am so happy that my lovely wife, Martha, and my adventurous son, Martin, just returned home to Los Angeles from their recent deliveries. I am also excited to introduce you to my daughter, Milly, who is currently soaring above Europe delivering babies. We expect her home shortly!
I especially look forward to the time when all of my family can sit down for a nice supper together. But, thankfully, you wonderful people keep us flying!
Not wind, nor rain, nor snow, nor sleet, will stop our deliveries. As you can probably gather from looking at my pocket watch, I am an avid collector of unique clocks and watches from all over the world. In fact, I found my most recent pocket watch, which I am currently wearing, in Calabasas, California.
Perhaps I am somewhat old school,
as my kids like to say, but I take great pride in never being late to an engagement. I can thank my trusty pocket watch for that!
I certainly am thrilled to be delivering babies to all of these lovely families back here in Southern California! I know Los Angeles like the back of my feather...and if need be, I can always use my GPS!
I look forward to crossing paths with all of you in the future. Who knows, by the time you read this, I may even be patiently waiting on the lawn with either your new baby, or the baby of your friends or family!
Please excuse me for now...I am off to deliver a baby girl in beautiful Santa Monica! I hope to see you soon!
Your neighborhood Stork,
Walter Featherbottom